Love laws
 All the good ones are taken.
 If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
 The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
 Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero.
 The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
 Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
 Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
 The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
 Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
 There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
 Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
 Virginity can be cured.
 Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
 The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.

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