Bus laws
 If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late
 If you're running late the bus will be too
 If  you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong (or its out of date or both)
 If you're early the bus is late If you're late the bus was early
 The other people at the bus stop are waiting for the bus that has just pulled in
 If you have no change then the bus driver won't have any either
 The customer can be thrown off the bus at any time any explanation necessary
 Two bus for the same place will always pull in together
 The sign at the front of the bus is merely for decoration it is not the destination of the bus
 Waiting for a bus seems to be longer than the journey.
 The bus you plan to take always leaves five minutes before you reach the bus stop. The bus you do take is always ten minutes late.
 The hotter it is outside, bigger the chance there's no air conditioning.
 The first bus from your route will always appear first in the opposite direction.

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