Lotto laws
 You check the paper and find that you have all six numbers, but then you find the newspaper misprinted two of the numbers.
 The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000 and the numbers match all the numbers on your lotto slip, but you forgot to buy your ticket.
 The Jackpot gets to $40,000,000 and you finally win, then you find out 3,000 other people also won first place.
 You match 4 numbers, but you lost your ticket.
 You've been playing the same numbers in the Lotto since it beginning. Then they change the Lotto game saying it's what the people wanted
 The only time you win, it's a pitifully small amount.
 Your spouse wins, then leaves you.
 You finally hit it big, then you find out all the friends you never had.
 You finally hit it big, then you die the same day.
 Whoever wins either is already rich or has won at least once before.
  Lotto is the answer, the only answer.

image Back and smile