Tech & computer laws
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
 Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.
 Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
 Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run.
 If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
 If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
 Any given program will expand to fill all the available memory.
 Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
 If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
 The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output.
 An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
 A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.
 The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.

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